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What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross Mouse Cards!

What does Father Christmas do in the garden?
Hoe, hoe, hoe!

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a crocodile?
Frostbite!

What exams do snowmen take?
Snow levels!

What do you call a tug-of-war on 24th December?
A Christmas Heave!

What do people sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What nationality is Father Christmas?
North Polish!

What do snowmen call their babies?
Chill-dren!

Does Father Christmas have any qualifications?
Yes - three ho ho ho levels!