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Waiter, waiter, there's a small slug in my salad.
Sorry, sir, I'll get you a bigger one!

Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs?
No, madam, I've always walked like this!

Waiter, waiter, your sleeve is in my soup.
Don't worry, sir, there's no arm in it!

Waiter, waiter, this egg is bad.
Don't blame me madam, I only laid the table!

Waiter, waiter, there's a button on my plate.
It must have fallen off the jacket potato, sir!

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes earthy.
I'm not surprised, madam, it was ground this morning!